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Would you sing a song for me, Little Bird? A song about knights and maidens. [deleted scene]

We can’t have this scene, but tell me again about that time Talisa learned about CPR.

Yeah, why the FUCK was this scene deleted?! Or get rid of one of the drunk!Cersei scenes…

Woaaah, let’s not get crazy here. Drunk!Cersei scenes are awesome. (Cersei scenes in general, really)

Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences
Ndnd: I send you out to conquer a planet and all you bring back J.J. Abrams’ face?
Lrr: I thought you’d like it. You haven’t even tried it on.
Ndnd: I might dress up in a face if you ever took me anywhere nice!
Lrr: Oh boy, here we go. I built this castle with my own two slaves. What are you gonna do, kick me out?
[time passes]
Lrr: I am Lrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8. May I crash on your couch?
[time passes]
Farnsworth: So he just showed up unannounced, raided the liquor cabinet, sprayed urine on the ceiling and passed out?
Amy: And the walls.

Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences

Ndnd: I send you out to conquer a planet and all you bring back J.J. Abrams’ face?

Lrr: I thought you’d like it. You haven’t even tried it on.

Ndnd: I might dress up in a face if you ever took me anywhere nice!

Lrr: Oh boy, here we go. I built this castle with my own two slaves. What are you gonna do, kick me out?

[time passes]

Lrr: I am Lrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8. May I crash on your couch?

[time passes]

Farnsworth: So he just showed up unannounced, raided the liquor cabinet, sprayed urine on the ceiling and passed out?

Amy: And the walls.

A Head in the Polls
Fry: Well, at least now you can pay off your loan shark.
Bender: Yeah, right. What’s he gonna do, break my legs?

A Head in the Polls

Fry: Well, at least now you can pay off your loan shark.

Bender: Yeah, right. What’s he gonna do, break my legs?

Xmas Story
Professor Farnsworth: They will be killed on our doorstep, and there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd!

Xmas Story

Professor Farnsworth: They will be killed on our doorstep, and there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd!

Bender Gets Made
Robot: Please Donbot! Look in your mercy file!
Donbot: File not found.

Bender Gets Made

Robot: Please Donbot! Look in your mercy file!

Donbot: File not found.

Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences
Ndnd: Lrr, you, you lazy ruler of Omicron Persei 8! You said you’d conquer a planet but you haven’t yet shed your skin.
Lrr: Yes, Ndnd, I heard you the first hundred times. I’ll conquer something tomorrow after I fuel up on one of your disgusting egg-white omelets.
Ndnd: You want yolks? Fine, enjoy your stroke!

Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences

Ndnd: Lrr, you, you lazy ruler of Omicron Persei 8! You said you’d conquer a planet but you haven’t yet shed your skin.

Lrr: Yes, Ndnd, I heard you the first hundred times. I’ll conquer something tomorrow after I fuel up on one of your disgusting egg-white omelets.

Ndnd: You want yolks? Fine, enjoy your stroke!



How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back
Planet Express Crew: No! Don’t jump!
Bender: Do a flip!

How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back

Planet Express Crew: No! Don’t jump!

Bender: Do a flip!

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When Aliens Attack
Fry: It was just a matter of knowing the secret of all television: at the end of the episode, everything is back to normal.
 [Pull back; the city is in ruins] 
Another fan submission

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When Aliens Attack

Fry: It was just a matter of knowing the secret of all television: at the end of the episode, everything is back to normal.

[Pull back; the city is in ruins] 

Another fan submission

Bender Gets Made
Dr. Zoidberg: I don’t trust that doctor. I bet I’ve lost more patients than he’s even treated

Bender Gets Made

Dr. Zoidberg: I don’t trust that doctor. I bet I’ve lost more patients than he’s even treated

When Aliens Attack
Zapp Brannigan: The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.
Fry: You mean while I’m sleeping in it?
Zapp Brannigan: You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing.

When Aliens Attack

Zapp Brannigan: The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.

Fry: You mean while I’m sleeping in it?

Zapp Brannigan: You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing.