Three Hundred Big Boys
Scruffy: Jail’s not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet. Of course, it’s shanked or be shanked.
Let me credit this one to my friend John. Dear John, you can stop your complaining now. It’s up.

Three Hundred Big Boys

Scruffy: Jail’s not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet. Of course, it’s shanked or be shanked.

Let me credit this one to my friend John. Dear John, you can stop your complaining now. It’s up.

Obsoletely Fabulous
Bender: I’m sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in.

Obsoletely Fabulous

Bender: I’m sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in.

A Tale of Two Santas
Bender: Isn’t it true that you have been paid for your testimony?
Pramala: Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy.
Bender: And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you?

A Tale of Two Santas

Bender: Isn’t it true that you have been paid for your testimony?

Pramala: Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy.

Bender: And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you?

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Amazon Women In The Mood
Amazonian: It time snu-snu!

Fan submission!

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Amazon Women In The Mood

Amazonian: It time snu-snu!

Fan submission!

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When Aliens Attack
Amy: How do I look?
Farnsworth: Like a cheap French harlot.
Amy: French?!

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When Aliens Attack

Amy: How do I look?

Farnsworth: Like a cheap French harlot.

Amy: French?!

Brannigan, Begin Again
Zapp Brannigan: I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies, you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.
It is apparently Zapp Brannigan = Lannisters night at Westerama…

Brannigan, Begin Again

Zapp Brannigan: I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies, you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.

It is apparently Zapp Brannigan = Lannisters night at Westerama…

Brannigan, Begin Again
Zapp Brannigan: This is a mutiny! You’re a capable doer of the nasty… but I’m taking over.
Leela: On what grounds, you oaf?
Zapp Brannigan: Failure to prevent a mutiny.

Brannigan, Begin Again

Zapp Brannigan: This is a mutiny! You’re a capable doer of the nasty… but I’m taking over.

Leela: On what grounds, you oaf?

Zapp Brannigan: Failure to prevent a mutiny.

Neutopia 
Zapp Brannigan: I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to. No need to thank me.
Leela: What’s your problem, Homes? Now we’ll be stuck like this forever!
Zapp: Chill out, dude. (to Fry) Well, hello from the neck down.
Fun fact: This would have worked for practically every Jaime Lannister scene. I went through several…
Also fun fact: I delight in making Ned feel like the prettiest girl at the ball.

Neutopia 

Zapp Brannigan: I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to. No need to thank me.

Leela: What’s your problem, Homes? Now we’ll be stuck like this forever!

Zapp: Chill out, dude. (to Fry) Well, hello from the neck down.

Fun fact: This would have worked for practically every Jaime Lannister scene. I went through several…

Also fun fact: I delight in making Ned feel like the prettiest girl at the ball.

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seriousmelam asked: Will there be any reverse Weterama's. i.e. Futurama screen shots with Game of Thrones quotes?

I don’t have any ideas in mind right now, but I’m of the ‘never say never’ school of thought.

Not the Justin Bieber one. The other one.

asker

geekisms-deactivated20130207 asked: Some girls dream of getting married or having children. I dreamt of a place where Futurama met A Game of Thrones.

You. You are my hero.

D’awww, I’m glad.

(Let’s just make sure I don’t get beheaded later on)