Winter is coming… unlike Planet Express. Good news everyone! Check out the other Westero-fusion universes: Arrested Westeros Arrested Development A Song of ISIS and Fire Archer Texts from Westeros Texts from Last Night A Song of Ice and Wire The Wire Game of Lebowskis The Big Lebowski Mean Targaryens Mean Girls Tumblr (3.0; @westerama)http://westerama.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4b02c44ad905aa7f45d8ede40f45e4cf/tumblr_mihltvI9xn1rp2zn0o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6db74a5cf2bfdee79384d93eb57c575f/tumblr_mihltvI9xn1rp2zn0o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/594f5165466c239db069383422d6742d/tumblr_mihltvI9xn1rp2zn0o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://myheartleapt.tumblr.com/post/43553567043/lokiyan-would-you-sing-a-song-for-me-little">myheartleapt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lokiyan.tumblr.com/post/43520593611/would-you-sing-a-song-for-me-little-bird-a-song">lokiyan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><small><em>Would you sing a song for me, Little Bird? A song about knights and maidens</em>. [<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVRmuOMI7cI&feature=player_embedded#!">deleted scene</a>]</small></p> </blockquote> <p>We can’t have this scene, but tell me again about that time Talisa learned about CPR.</p> </blockquote> <p>Yeah, why the FUCK was this scene deleted?! Or get rid of one of the drunk!Cersei scenes…</p> </blockquote> <p>Woaaah, let’s not get crazy here. Drunk!Cersei scenes are awesome. (Cersei scenes in general, really)</p>http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/43564953058http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/43564953058Wed, 20 Feb 2013 09:12:34 -0500lokiyan<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp05smaCrk1qlirbgo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences</em></p> <p>Ndnd: I send you out to conquer a planet and all you bring back J.J. Abrams’ face?</p> <p>Lrr: I thought you’d like it. You haven’t even tried it on.</p> <p>Ndnd: I might dress up in a face if you ever took me anywhere nice!</p> <p>Lrr: Oh boy, here we go. I built this castle with my own two slaves. What are you gonna do, kick me out?</p> <p>[time passes]</p> <p>Lrr: I am Lrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8. May I crash on your couch?</p> <p>[time passes]</p> <p>Farnsworth: So he just showed up unannounced, raided the liquor cabinet, sprayed urine on the ceiling and passed out?</p> <p>Amy: And the walls.</p>http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/8301029607http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/8301029607Sun, 31 Jul 2011 12:30:05 -0400westeramafuturamagame of thronesRobert BaratheonCersei LannisterNed StarkCatelyn StarkNdndLrrAmy Wongprofessor farnsworthlokiyan<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loy8bpFCqX1qlirbgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>A Head in the Polls</em></p> <p>Fry: Well, at least now you can pay off your loan shark.</p> <p>Bender: Yeah, right. What’s he gonna do, break my legs?</p>http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/8260950623http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/8260950623Sat, 30 Jul 2011 12:30:05 -0400futuramawesteramagame of thronesBran StarkOld Nanbender bending rodriguezphilip j. frylokiyan<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loy7uxVhyb1qlirbgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Xmas Story</em></p> <p>Professor Farnsworth: They will be killed on our doorstep, and there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd!</p>http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/8218777311http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/8218777311Fri, 29 Jul 2011 12:30:06 -0400futuramawesteramagame of thronesProfessor Farsnworthlokiyan<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loy5weDRFP1qlirbgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Bender Gets Made</em></p> <p>Robot: Please Donbot! Look in your mercy file!</p> <p>Donbot: File not found.</p>http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/8175001784http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/8175001784Thu, 28 Jul 2011 12:30:06 -0400westeramafuturamagame of thronesSansa StarkJoffrey BaratheonDonbotRobotlokiyan<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loy411n8vg1qlirbgo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences</em></p> <p>Ndnd: Lrr, you, you lazy ruler of Omicron Persei 8! You said you’d conquer a planet but you haven’t yet shed your skin.</p> <p>Lrr: Yes, Ndnd, I heard you the first hundred times. I’ll conquer something tomorrow after I fuel up on one of your disgusting egg-white omelets.</p> <p>Ndnd: You want yolks? Fine, enjoy your stroke!</p> <p><span><span><br/><br/></span></span></p>http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/8131656694http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/8131656694Wed, 27 Jul 2011 12:05:00 -0400futuramawesteramagame of thronesndndLrrRobert BaratheonCerCersei Lannisterlokiyan<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loy328StAc1qlirbgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back</em></p> <p>Planet Express Crew: No! Don’t jump!</p> <p>Bender: Do a flip!</p>http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/8088619688http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/8088619688Tue, 26 Jul 2011 12:06:06 -0400planet express crewfuturamawesteramagame of thronesbender bending rodriguezJaime LannisterMaester LuwinCatelyn StarkBran Starklokiyan<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_louphq7yyD1qlxq9ko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://markontumblr.tumblr.com/post/8009120849">markontumblr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>When Aliens Attack</em></p> <p>Fry: It was just a matter of knowing the secret of all television: at the end of the episode, everything is back to normal.</p> <span> [Pull back; the city is in ruins] </span><strong><br/></strong></blockquote> <p>Another fan submission</p>http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/8086001811http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/8086001811Tue, 26 Jul 2011 10:30:07 -0400westeramafuturamagame of thronesfan submissionphilip j. fryned starksansa starkjoffrey baratheonlokiyan<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loy289qA7T1qlirbgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Bender Gets Made</em></p> <p><span>Dr. Zoidberg: I don’t trust that doctor. I bet I’ve lost more patients than he’s even treated</span></p>http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/8085638243http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/8085638243Tue, 26 Jul 2011 10:14:33 -0400westeramafuturamagame of thronesdr. zoidbergmaester pycellelokiyan<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo6jraZSXg1qlirbgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>When Aliens Attack</em></p> <p>Zapp Brannigan: The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.</p> <p>Fry: You mean while I’m sleeping in it?</p> <p>Zapp Brannigan: You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing.</p>http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/7498488400http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/7498488400Mon, 11 Jul 2011 13:40:22 -0400westeramafuturamagame of thronesa song of ice and firejon snowalliser thornephilip j. fryzapp branniganlokiyan<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnw5r2qYgz1qlirbgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Three Hundred Big Boys</em></p> <p>Scruffy: Jail’s not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet. Of course, it’s shanked or be shanked.</p> <p><em>Let me credit this one to my friend John. Dear John, you can stop your complaining now. It’s up.</em></p>http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/7288828172http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/7288828172Tue, 05 Jul 2011 23:01:51 -0400futuramawesteramagame of thronesscruffyned starkvaryslokiyan<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnmtoyRB8I1qlirbgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Obsoletely Fabulous</em></p> <p>Bender: I’m sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in.</p>http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/7104373472http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/7104373472Thu, 30 Jun 2011 22:02:58 -0400westeramafuturamagame of thronesbender bending rodriguezgeorge r. r. martina cruel godlokiyan<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnmt95IeI21qlirbgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>A Tale of Two Santas</em></p> <p>Bender: Isn’t it true that you have been paid for your testimony?</p> <p>Pramala: Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy.</p> <p>Bender: And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you?</p>http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/7104034774http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/7104034774Thu, 30 Jun 2011 21:53:30 -0400futuramawesteramagame of thronessansa starkcersei lannisterbender bending rodriguezpramalalokiyan<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnku07lfWu1qlxq9ko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://markontumblr.tumblr.com/post/7062666169">markontumblr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Amazon Women In The Mood</em></p> <p>Amazonian: It time snu-snu!</p> </blockquote> <p>Fan submission!</p>http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/7082677116http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/7082677116Thu, 30 Jun 2011 11:07:59 -0400game of thronesfuturamaamazonianwesteramakhal drogodanaerys targaryenlokiyan<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnkvitCxcR1qlxq9ko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://markontumblr.tumblr.com/post/7063839545">markontumblr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>When Aliens Attack</em></p> <p>Amy: How do I look?</p> <p>Farnsworth: Like a cheap French harlot.</p> <p>Amy: French?!</p> </blockquote>http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/7082648778http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/7082648778Thu, 30 Jun 2011 11:06:47 -0400westeramafuturamagame of thronesamy wongprofessor farnsworthviserys targaryendanaerys targaryenlokiyan<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnj4dyCzdi1qlirbgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Brannigan, Begin Again</em></p> <p>Zapp Brannigan: I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies, you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.</p> <p><span><em>It is apparently Zapp Brannigan = Lannisters night at Westerama…</em></span></p>http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/7029743691http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/7029743691Tue, 28 Jun 2011 22:03:35 -0400futuramawesteramagame of thronestywin lannisterzapp branniganlokiyan<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnj49icwfm1qlirbgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Brannigan, Begin Again</em></p> <p>Zapp Brannigan: This is a mutiny! You’re a capable doer of the nasty… but I’m taking over.</p> <p>Leela: On what grounds, you oaf?</p> <p>Zapp Brannigan: Failure to prevent a mutiny.</p>http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/7029648000http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/7029648000Tue, 28 Jun 2011 22:00:54 -0400futuramagame of throneswesteramazapp branniganleelajaime lannisterned starklokiyan<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnj30rTvx31qlirbgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Neutopia </em></p> <p>Zapp Brannigan: I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to. No need to thank me.</p> <p>Leela: What’s your problem, Homes? Now we’ll be stuck like this forever!</p> <p>Zapp: Chill out, dude. <em>(to Fry) </em>Well, hello from the neck down.</p> <p><em>Fun fact: This would have worked for practically every Jaime Lannister scene. I went through several…</em></p> <p><em>Also fun fact: I delight in making Ned feel like the prettiest girl at the ball.</em></p>http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/7028682672http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/7028682672Tue, 28 Jun 2011 21:34:00 -0400game of thronesfuturamawesteramajaime lannistercatelyn starkned starkzapp branniganphilip j. fryleelalokiyan<p>I don’t have any ideas in mind right now, but I’m of the ‘never say never’ school of thought.</p> <p>Not the Justin Bieber one. The other one.</p>http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/7027121027http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/7027121027Tue, 28 Jun 2011 20:50:32 -0400<p>D’awww, I’m glad.</p> <p><img height="245" width="500" src="http://i51.tinypic.com/2iax44g.jpg" align="middle"/></p> <p>(Let’s just make sure I don’t get beheaded later on)</p>http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/7026258532http://westerama.tumblr.com/post/7026258532Tue, 28 Jun 2011 20:26:04 -0400