Brannigan, Begin Again
Zapp Brannigan: This is a mutiny! You’re a capable doer of the nasty… but I’m taking over.
Leela: On what grounds, you oaf?
Zapp Brannigan: Failure to prevent a mutiny.
Neutopia
Zapp Brannigan: I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to. No need to thank me.
Leela: What’s your problem, Homes? Now we’ll be stuck like this forever!
Zapp: Chill out, dude. (to Fry) Well, hello from the neck down.
Fun fact: This would have worked for practically every Jaime Lannister scene. I went through several…
Also fun fact: I delight in making Ned feel like the prettiest girl at the ball.
Bendless Love
Bender: Sorry I got you sent to that South American Turkish prison instead of me on account of mistaken identity.
Flexo: You bastard! They treated me like an animal, and that’s what I became! (laughs) Nah, you’re all right. Good to see you, buddy.
My Three Suns
Fry: It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?





