Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences

Ndnd: I send you out to conquer a planet and all you bring back J.J. Abrams’ face?

Lrr: I thought you’d like it. You haven’t even tried it on.

Ndnd: I might dress up in a face if you ever took me anywhere nice!

Lrr: Oh boy, here we go. I built this castle with my own two slaves. What are you gonna do, kick me out?

[time passes]

Lrr: I am Lrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8. May I crash on your couch?

[time passes]

Farnsworth: So he just showed up unannounced, raided the liquor cabinet, sprayed urine on the ceiling and passed out?

Amy: And the walls.

Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences

Ndnd: Lrr, you, you lazy ruler of Omicron Persei 8! You said you’d conquer a planet but you haven’t yet shed your skin.

Lrr: Yes, Ndnd, I heard you the first hundred times. I’ll conquer something tomorrow after I fuel up on one of your disgusting egg-white omelets.

Ndnd: You want yolks? Fine, enjoy your stroke!

Spanish Fry

Ndnd: For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one who liked lilacs!

Lrrr: Yeah, she also liked to shut up!