Bender Gets Made
Robot: Please Donbot! Look in your mercy file!
Donbot: File not found.

Bender Gets Made

Robot: Please Donbot! Look in your mercy file!

Donbot: File not found.

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When Aliens Attack
Fry: It was just a matter of knowing the secret of all television: at the end of the episode, everything is back to normal.
 [Pull back; the city is in ruins] 
Another fan submission

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When Aliens Attack

Fry: It was just a matter of knowing the secret of all television: at the end of the episode, everything is back to normal.

[Pull back; the city is in ruins] 

Another fan submission

Love’s Labors Lost in Space
Zapp Brannigan: Want the rest of the shampagan?
Leela: It’s pronounced champagne.

Love’s Labors Lost in Space

Zapp Brannigan: Want the rest of the shampagan?

Leela: It’s pronounced champagne.

Self-explanatory, guys.

Self-explanatory, guys.

When Aliens Attack
Zapp Brannigan: If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

When Aliens Attack

Zapp Brannigan: If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.