Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences

Ndnd: I send you out to conquer a planet and all you bring back J.J. Abrams’ face?

Lrr: I thought you’d like it. You haven’t even tried it on.

Ndnd: I might dress up in a face if you ever took me anywhere nice!

Lrr: Oh boy, here we go. I built this castle with my own two slaves. What are you gonna do, kick me out?

[time passes]

Lrr: I am Lrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8. May I crash on your couch?

[time passes]

Farnsworth: So he just showed up unannounced, raided the liquor cabinet, sprayed urine on the ceiling and passed out?

Amy: And the walls.

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When Aliens Attack

Fry: It was just a matter of knowing the secret of all television: at the end of the episode, everything is back to normal.

[Pull back; the city is in ruins] 

Another fan submission

Three Hundred Big Boys

Scruffy: Jail’s not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet. Of course, it’s shanked or be shanked.

Let me credit this one to my friend John. Dear John, you can stop your complaining now. It’s up.

Brannigan, Begin Again

Zapp Brannigan: This is a mutiny! You’re a capable doer of the nasty… but I’m taking over.

Leela: On what grounds, you oaf?

Zapp Brannigan: Failure to prevent a mutiny.

Neutopia 

Zapp Brannigan: I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to. No need to thank me.

Leela: What’s your problem, Homes? Now we’ll be stuck like this forever!

Zapp: Chill out, dude. (to Fry) Well, hello from the neck down.

Fun fact: This would have worked for practically every Jaime Lannister scene. I went through several…

Also fun fact: I delight in making Ned feel like the prettiest girl at the ball.