A Head in the Polls
Fry: Well, at least now you can pay off your loan shark.
Bender: Yeah, right. What’s he gonna do, break my legs?

A Head in the Polls

Fry: Well, at least now you can pay off your loan shark.

Bender: Yeah, right. What’s he gonna do, break my legs?

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When Aliens Attack
Fry: It was just a matter of knowing the secret of all television: at the end of the episode, everything is back to normal.
 [Pull back; the city is in ruins] 
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When Aliens Attack

Fry: It was just a matter of knowing the secret of all television: at the end of the episode, everything is back to normal.

[Pull back; the city is in ruins] 

Another fan submission

When Aliens Attack
Zapp Brannigan: The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.
Fry: You mean while I’m sleeping in it?
Zapp Brannigan: You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing.

When Aliens Attack

Zapp Brannigan: The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.

Fry: You mean while I’m sleeping in it?

Zapp Brannigan: You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing.

Neutopia 
Zapp Brannigan: I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to. No need to thank me.
Leela: What’s your problem, Homes? Now we’ll be stuck like this forever!
Zapp: Chill out, dude. (to Fry) Well, hello from the neck down.
Fun fact: This would have worked for practically every Jaime Lannister scene. I went through several…
Also fun fact: I delight in making Ned feel like the prettiest girl at the ball.

Neutopia 

Zapp Brannigan: I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to. No need to thank me.

Leela: What’s your problem, Homes? Now we’ll be stuck like this forever!

Zapp: Chill out, dude. (to Fry) Well, hello from the neck down.

Fun fact: This would have worked for practically every Jaime Lannister scene. I went through several…

Also fun fact: I delight in making Ned feel like the prettiest girl at the ball.

Fry and the Slurm Factory
Glermo: You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie!
Fry: When will that be?
Glermo: Soon enough.
Fry: That’s not soon enough!

Fry and the Slurm Factory

Glermo: You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie!

Fry: When will that be?

Glermo: Soon enough.

Fry: That’s not soon enough!

A Fishful of Dollars
Leela: Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.
Fry: I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo.

A Fishful of Dollars

Leela: Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.

Fry: I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo.

The Why of Fry
Fry: But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop.
Nibbler: Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers.

The Why of Fry

Fry: But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop.

Nibbler: Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers.

A Taste of Freedom
Nixon’s Head: In our darkest hour, we can stand erect with proud, upthrust bosoms.
Fry: Anyone who laughs is a communist!

A Taste of Freedom

Nixon’s Head: In our darkest hour, we can stand erect with proud, upthrust bosoms.

Fry: Anyone who laughs is a communist!

My Three Suns
Fry: It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?

My Three Suns

Fry: It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?

Roswell That Ends Well
Professor Farnsworth: For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist!
Fry: But existing is basically all I do!

Roswell That Ends Well

Professor Farnsworth: For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist!

Fry: But existing is basically all I do!