Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences
Ndnd: I send you out to conquer a planet and all you bring back J.J. Abrams’ face?
Lrr: I thought you’d like it. You haven’t even tried it on.
Ndnd: I might dress up in a face if you ever took me anywhere nice!
Lrr: Oh boy, here we go. I built this castle with my own two slaves. What are you gonna do, kick me out?
[time passes]
Lrr: I am Lrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8. May I crash on your couch?
[time passes]
Farnsworth: So he just showed up unannounced, raided the liquor cabinet, sprayed urine on the ceiling and passed out?
Amy: And the walls.

Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences

Ndnd: I send you out to conquer a planet and all you bring back J.J. Abrams’ face?

Lrr: I thought you’d like it. You haven’t even tried it on.

Ndnd: I might dress up in a face if you ever took me anywhere nice!

Lrr: Oh boy, here we go. I built this castle with my own two slaves. What are you gonna do, kick me out?

[time passes]

Lrr: I am Lrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8. May I crash on your couch?

[time passes]

Farnsworth: So he just showed up unannounced, raided the liquor cabinet, sprayed urine on the ceiling and passed out?

Amy: And the walls.

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When Aliens Attack
Amy: How do I look?
Farnsworth: Like a cheap French harlot.
Amy: French?!

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When Aliens Attack

Amy: How do I look?

Farnsworth: Like a cheap French harlot.

Amy: French?!

Mars University
Professor Farnsworth: Oh I always feared he would run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I break his legs?

Mars University

Professor Farnsworth: Oh I always feared he would run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I break his legs?

The Problem with Popplers
Free Waterfall Jr.: Psch! You can’t own property, man!
Professor Farnsworth: I can, but that’s because I’m not a penniless hippie!

The Problem with Popplers

Free Waterfall Jr.: Psch! You can’t own property, man!

Professor Farnsworth: I can, but that’s because I’m not a penniless hippie!

Roswell That Ends Well
Professor Farnsworth: For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist!
Fry: But existing is basically all I do!

Roswell That Ends Well

Professor Farnsworth: For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist!

Fry: But existing is basically all I do!