Three Hundred Big Boys
Scruffy: Jail’s not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet. Of course, it’s shanked or be shanked.
Let me credit this one to my friend John. Dear John, you can stop your complaining now. It’s up.
Spanish Fry
Porno-dealing Lizard: I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later.
Everyone else: Eww.
Porno-dealing Lizard: Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?


