When Aliens Attack

Zapp Brannigan: The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.

Fry: You mean while I’m sleeping in it?

Zapp Brannigan: You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing.

Brannigan, Begin Again

Zapp Brannigan: I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies, you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.

It is apparently Zapp Brannigan = Lannisters night at Westerama…

Brannigan, Begin Again

Zapp Brannigan: This is a mutiny! You’re a capable doer of the nasty… but I’m taking over.

Leela: On what grounds, you oaf?

Zapp Brannigan: Failure to prevent a mutiny.

Neutopia 

Zapp Brannigan: I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to. No need to thank me.

Leela: What’s your problem, Homes? Now we’ll be stuck like this forever!

Zapp: Chill out, dude. (to Fry) Well, hello from the neck down.

Fun fact: This would have worked for practically every Jaime Lannister scene. I went through several…

Also fun fact: I delight in making Ned feel like the prettiest girl at the ball.

Love’s Labors Lost in Space

Zapp Brannigan: Want the rest of the shampagan?

Leela: It’s pronounced champagne.

When Aliens Attack

Zapp Brannigan: If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

Love’s Labours Lost in Space

Leela: Look, last night was a mistake.

Zapp Brannigan: A sexy mistake.

Leela: No, just a regular mistake.